Scary monsters in the bathtub.

I am a mean mom. Yup. I know I am. I have a child who growls at his shadow on the bathtub wall.... I growl back. He is terrified of his shadow. No, it's not his normal shadow- it's only when I give him a bubble bath mohawk! Charlie will jump off of a couch, cut his lip, or even run full speed into a wall and not cry, but as soon as he saw himself in the bathtub he cried and needed to be picked up. The worst part about this... I've growled back more than once. I thought the first time might be a fluke- nope 2 different baths and he's been terrified! Poor kid. This is just the beginning of my meanness I'm sure!